Match Information

Pro Assault Match

[NAC] 1 v 8 SUYM
1000 Points Before 1000
900 Points After 1100
-100 Points Change +100
Date of Match: 17/06/2004
Teams:
TorsHammer
DK
SoBeK
ClusteR
NiGhT_owl
sneez
Ajax
Solid_Snake
xb7
Comments:
[NAC]: GG SYUM SUYM: and now for something completely different... it's ... xb7's longest matchreport ever, well the story is that aj complained about my matchreports being always to short so i promissed him that my next report will be longer, much longer and guess what, this is the next matchreport, he wanted me to write a bible or something like the lord of the rings, well aj this is for u: in the beginning there where some monkeys and they were sitting on the trees and doing monkey stuff like eating bananas and fucking, then they heard a voice.. it was the voice of the gods, the gods were called ganja and beer, they said to the monkeys go out and buy that game it's called UT and the monkeys went and bought it (some may have downloaded it) and they started playing it ... ok let's skipp someof the following bits and come to todays match, it was vs nac as you can tell when you look up a bit, nac is a very friendly clan, match was good, no flames, well apart from sneez flaming dk and the other way around, but i guess sneez deserved to be flamed, btw i love dk and he loves me, we wanna have babies and we will call them david hasselhoff, all of them, i'm thinking about maybe calling the first one david hasselhoff1 and the second one david hasselhoff2 but i guess we don't need those numbers really, ok well i guess i the end we were the better team but we had the almighty gods ganja and beer on our side, so we couldn't lose really... well let's go back to the story i've been telling, ganja and beer gave a huge bong to the monkeys and said it was the one bong to rule them all, the monkeys decided to elect a bong-keeper who eventually became ajax, i dunno where he keeps it now, somewhere in that hole he calles his home i guessk, ok i got 512 characters i can use i wonder how many i got already... hmm another question? will i notice it i i reach the 512 chars limit? i mean will that box here just dont let me write anymore chars so i notice it or can i just write on and on and in the end when i click submit it will just cut the rest of the text off at 512 chars, in that i'm maybe already over 512 chars and you can't read the bollox i'm writing here anyway, hmm i guess i'll stop soon then coz i ain't got all night for this, i want to go to sleep soon, btw one last thing: did u see the movie caveman with ringo starr and dennis quaid? i's the best film everrr! believe me, but somehow i am the only one who has ever seen it i think... ok good night and over and out sincerely yours xb7